Ali Hassan

There is a 30-foot tall fibreglass salmon in Rakaia. This is not a unique feature in small town New Zealand. Gore has a big trout. Paeroa has a big soft-drink bottle. Ohakune has a big carrot.

Another one of these ridiculous signs. This one is at Taiaroa Head in Dunedin, New Zealand. Isn’t the fence enough? Do we really need a sign to tell us that tumbling forty meters onto the rocks below might be kinda, y’know, bad?